Last Week
"We'll surely fail
If you don't bail,"
Said Wall Street to the gov.
"The Dow'll crash,
Without your cash.
Send a trill our way."
The gov, it caved,
And quickly gave,
The bankers all they craved.
This Week
"We gave you cash,
But the Dow did crash,
Oh Wall Street," cried the gov.
"We never said,
Oh friendly Fed,
What would happen if you gave."